Disneyworld needs to make a rollercoaster based off of the ride Yzma and Kronk take to the lair. When the ride starts, Yzma’s voice yells “pull the lever, Kronk!” and the ride starts to move backwards so she yells “wrong lever!” and it shoots you forward.
WHY IS THIS NOT HAPPENING?!
i feel like this is really important
We asked twenty strangers to kiss for the first time….
This guy knows his shit on how to kiss a girl.
Holy shit this guy deserves all the head in the world
if i were on a date and the guy were to say he didn’t like Disney i would look him dead in the eye and be like “in a relationship i need faith, trust” and then i’d open my purse and throw glitter and then whisper “pixie dust” then walk out.
WHY IS THIS GETTING NOTES
BECAUSE ALL OF US WOULD DO IT.
Winter Soldier (2012)
During the Cold War, there was a theory. That one agent, in the right place, at the right time, with the right skills, could be more effective than an army. It was the Cold War, after all, and that's how it was fought. In the shadows, behind enemy lines. I should know, I lived through it.
people who randomly decide to compliment you are so important
This is why I shouldn’t be let outside
reversed infomercial gifs are the only form of true art in this godforsaken world
Just once I want my life to be like an 80’s movie, preferably one with a really awesome musical number for no apparent reason.
But no, no, John Hughes did not direct my life.
I NEVER CAUGHT THE PARALLEL
*holds tube of mascara between my teeth* maybe it’s a metaphor, maybe it’s maybelline
Jewelry for fidgeters. Love it.
This is necessary for someone like me, who silently destroys napkins and beer bottle labels with my nervous hands during the most casual of friendly conversations.
I always fidget, I sign what I say or finger spell if it gets too distracting